February 2012
4 posts
Let's All Stand Up and Laugh.
Hey everybody! I performed stand up comedy for the first (legit) time last night. And it was pretty awesome.
I performed in the Georgia Tech Talent Search part of the TBS National College Comedy Competition (henceforth referred to as “competish”) last night. It’s the first round where TBS looks for the funniest group of eight people (usually out of 20, but last night it was out...
January 2012
6 posts
Motivation.
I feel like I’m the only person in this house that I live in during the week who gives a shit about anything anymore. I live with three other men, all of whom are complete stoners. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got nothing against stoners, but, shit, it’s hard as hell to stay motivated to do anything when you’re in an environment where nobody gives a shit about their...
Cognizance of Alayande: untitled →
cognizanceofalayande:
Why do I feel one line of song is introspection into my own life, like the writer of the song read my mind? Music can be scary. There have been times where I play a song which I have heard a million times, and a lyric makes itself stand out above all of the other lyrics in the song, a lyric I…
Reblog if you think Jeffrey Vega's jokes are funny
“Sick boi is the crew, fuck these niggas with a dirty dick/
When you muhfuckas gonna understand I’m serious? I’m hard in the paint, like I fuck her on her period.” —Childish Gambino, “My Shine”
When you stop saying things like that, CG. That’s when.
December 2011
6 posts
mgshaiku:
George Washington Bridge
A strange man in a poncho
Where is he running?
Anonymous asked: hi i think you're pretty freaking awesomely hilarious
November 2011
5 posts
Will Smith created everything
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omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
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iamdonald:
http://www.youtube.com/cosmicpanda →
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Try it. YouTube functions so much better.
October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
4 posts
“When I grab your neck, I touch your soul. Take off your cool, then lose control.”
– Kanye West
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“Where has he been? In the White House, doing his job, without, I might add, too...”
– Nefarious Newt, in response to the query “Where the fuck have you been [Mr. President]?” (via squeetothegee)
Jesus Christ, thank you.
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Damn. Well said.
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July 2011
4 posts
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The Emmy Noms: 2011 Edition
Okay, here are some thoughts on the Emmy noms that came out today (I’d have written this sooner, but I was too busy watching Harry Potter 7.5 before you were). Let’s go!
Drama series: -boot Boardwalk Empire and Dexter, bring in Breaking Bad and Sons of Anarchy
-why is Dexter still being nominated? the show has gotten….not as good
-Game of Thrones, The Good Wife, and Mad Men...
Harry Potter is such a MEAN GIRL
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mugglesdontgetit:
Bless this post. BLESS IT.
Most quality post. On Tumblr.
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June 2011
8 posts
Joshua Topolsky: Andrew Sullivan on what... →
joshuatopolsky:
Unsurprisingly amazing writing.
Back in the 1980s, conservatism was a thrilling empirical, reality-based challenge to overweening government power and omniscient liberal utopianism. Today, alas, it has become a victim of its own success, reliving past glories rather than tackling current…
“You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn’t...”
– Senator Roy McDonald (R-NY) on legalizing gay marriage.
